Unicorn updates: Apple fails to fix it all

Apple updated MacBook Pro this week and, just like with the rumored update to iPhone, out how terrible everything is and how we all die alone and afraid behind Denny's Emeryville dressed in cowboy outfit because we're in Big Audio Dynamite cover band..   Writing for ZDnet, Larry Dignan details the terror of Mac...   Apple upgrades 13- and 15-inch MacBook Pro 2018 laptops with new Intel chips, and wo not quell worries about Mac's future...   The guts of MacBook Pro get needed upgrade and the keyboard is quieter.   By any stretch of the imagination, Macalope is not home upgrade rights firebrand, except you ca not take away our ability to upgrade Macs ourselves and then not offer upgraded Macs.   Well at least Apple updated the in its 13-inch and 15-inch Touch Bar MacBooks with RAM, storage and battery upgrades...   Macalope likes his, and he's hoofed ungulate who bangs out snarky responses to dull Apple analysis.   While Apple's update of the guts of Mac -- not to mention keyboard -- is nice, the effort is bit uninspired.   In, the only thing Apple accomplished was stoking fears that the company is lollygagging with Mac innovation...   But, then, Macalope supposes that's the standard for anything Apple does..   Read more